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SHAKE YOUR JAR OF JELLY

I wanna get handsy with the girls in see through
And when they say I'm drunk, I wanna say me too
I'm just looking to join you, I ain't tryin to beat you
You're a sugar coated Julie, and I got a sweet tooth
I can't stay outta trouble - I love nipples and lips
I love your legs, and your eyes, and your ass and your tits
It's all giggles and shits - can you rock it like this?
Then Bang Bang Bunny's on top of your list
We're the heart of the party and our pulse beats bold
We're out of this world - but never out in the cold
While the trials of our rhymes mine diamonds from coal
Our time to shine spirals out of control - so

Gimme all you come on got stocked in your fridge
And we can all get come on enough grub to live
Party people come on what you got to give?
Shake your jar of jelly once you take off the lid

When the clock strikes midnight Cinderella's on the run
But I don't jump through hoops so baby doll you're done
Hit the road in that pumpkin if I can't get some
Johnny P - You're on in 5, 4, 3
Lights Camera Action - Motherfucker roll film
We're comfortably dumb headlining the bill
So please cupcake - take that face off your grill
And just tickle my pickle till you're tasting my dill
I was one of many sperm sprung free from Dad's pop shot
Coulda been a hand job, but mom loves the hot cock
So did the babysitter - my monkey got shock shocked
Pulled out - cremed jeans - now I'm rocking a crotch spot - so

Gimme all you come on got stocked in your fridge
And we can all get come on enough grub to live
Party people come on what you got to give?
Shake your jar of jelly once you take off the lid

Relax honey baby, this won't hurt a bit
If your body's in motion - just move with it
It's present time go ahead open your gift
Uncover, unbuckle, unbutton, unzip
Unleash the beast, but don't move too quick
I don't wear underwear and we don't wanna rip
The skin, the flesh - woho! - bad trip
Just be good to my wood on the tenderness tip - so

Gimme all you come on got stocked in your fridge
And we can all get come on enough grub to live
Party people come on what you got to give?
Shake your jar of jelly once you take off the lid


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PERVECTION

Who brings the bang in the place to hang?
On the Great Space Coaster cold chugging the Tang
Skinnen Bones got our back - so it's full steam ahead
With more crust in our butts than your loaf of bread
More power than a moustache, more panache than the Hedgehog
The stage starts rocking the fucking second we step on
Rock out with the cock out, you could say we're head strong
Like Saran Wrap and a Rubber band, ehh sometimes we guess wrong.
With a room sweeping boom - we'll blow up your balloon
We're Bang Bang Bunny, not Bo Bo Baboon
Take it all it one bite - it's a delight to chew
When the rhymes are the wine, and the beats are the food
Everybody get nude, well except for the dudes
Nah, fuck it you too - if you're feeling the mood
Whatever floats your boat and helps you gloat
Bang Bang Bunny - pure rock and roll

Hams for attention - jam with no tension
Bang Bang Bunny put the perv in pervection
Laugh at rejection - not my erection
Bang Bang Bunny put the perv in pervection
Late for detention - staring at my reflection
Bang Bang Bunny put the perv in pervection
You're digging my vibe - Houston we made the connection
Bang Bang Bunny put the perv in pervection

Like the diving board spring before I bounce in the pool
We rock big air with who? King Cool
We're a packet of hot sauce that's running a fool
Make your mouth say damn before we soften your stool
A festival of testicles - a star on your schedule
We take control of your night, and prop you up on a pedestal
So you feel elevated - I'm glad you got the lift
Catch a whiff of my draft - and blast a hit off my spliff
With a hop, skip, and jump - for the girls up front
And for the girls in the back - that Jackie H stands for hump
Cause the thrill of the hunt, mounts on every heart pump
So when I look in your eyes, you'll know I'm no chump
Those punks that ain't done it once - but swear they done it a bunch
And then you fall for the trap - just to find out they suck
My shocker goes knuckle deep - I got the grip and the touch
With hard liquor, ribbed rubbers , & baby wipes in my hutch

Hams for attention - jam with no tension
Bang Bang Bunny put the perv in pervection
Laugh at rejection - not my erection
Bang Bang Bunny put the perv in pervection
Late for detention - staring at my reflection
Bang Bang Bunny put the perv in pervection
You're digging my vibe - houston we mad the connection
Bang Bang Bunny put the perv in pervection


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DOOR TO YOUR HALLWAY

I'm the decisive type - If it's new to you, I'll make you
Do it, but you'll never have to pick the spots I take you
Roll with me, I'm in control you see -
Ahh, these other Becky betties? - Over them, they over me
Let us spark a new start - So we can jump new hurdles
We can fuckle like rabbits -- If you tickle my turtles
Why are you nervous - I'm digging your surface
Once I bury my tongue - It's like you're at the fucking circus

Never have I had the pleasure up until this moment
I want to get to you know you, so tell me, where we goin?
You're up for anything? Cool - let's make a mad dash
First let's swing by the bank, because they owe me some cash
And then we'll head to the beach, just in time for the sunset
Nibble on your neck, then let you know I'm not done yet
You're standing in place, it's time you took the first step
No matter which way we walk - it feels damn near perfect

I hope you call me - so we can spend all day
You're trapped in your bedroom, I'm the door to your hallway
You got me feeling now - and hoping always
If you don't destroy me, you might enjoy me

I should know better, but I don't, so here goes
I want you so close to my lips, you'd think you were my nose
I want you so close to my side, you'd think you're my holster
Tighter than the strap on restraints on the looping roller coasters
Hotter than the butter on your bacon out your toaster
Take a fucking picture, blow it up, and make a poster
Let's play the South Bay game, just like we're supposed ta
Get on top like you're Manhattan, and I'm Hermosa

I hope you call me - so we can spend all day
You're trapped in your bedroom, I'm the door to your hallway
You got me feeling now - and hoping always
If you don't destroy me, you might enjoy me

Can you give me an hour? I can give you a day
I've been having some problems - I'll move 'em out of your way
I want to unwind - There's nothing more you need say
I want to come out and play - I'm the door to your Hallway

I hope you call me - so we can spend all day
You're trapped in your bedroom, I'm the door to your hallway
You got me feeling now - and hoping always
If you don't destroy me, you might enjoy me


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WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

Tap the keg, show's on the road
The Bangers of the Bunny came to drop a load
Natural Light - Mind pollutin' - High for life - And high falutin
Super stupid on the mic - so recognize we're superhuman
We'll control your souls with an unknown force
My style's the appetizer this jam's the main course
We are the storm, but there's no calm
Bang Bang Bunny with the pink or the palms
So when I say 'Get down' - the crowd can't refuse
With my mind full of rhymes and my body filled with booze
Johnny P's - a drunk - Jackie H's - a chump
Upchucking my guts hanging round the dump
I saw that punk in a Cubs hat - Hit 'em with a lunch sack
No reason for that shit, but the bad girls love that
Sometimes Good for nothing - Always Good to go
There's just one thing that you gotta know

WYD

Fear and loathing through my future like a diva in Las Vegas
Johnny P's wandering round - I'm wondering where the fucking keg is
We're no angels - there's no Charlie
Damn right, we keep it deep but we're no Bob Marley
I go psycho like a pit bull we attack like Jaws
Cause it's the 3 drunk rebels without a cause
I'm Jackie H - Oh yeah - Lose the battle, Win the war
When it's One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila, Floor
Passin' out? No doubt - That's what I'm about
And a beanpole I might be but I'll be throwin' suckers out
My way - Hey fool! What the fuck you gotta say?
Motherfucker I can rock it - Everybody say 'Hey'
Bumblin' and stumblin' - drunk as can be
Buying beer for any girl that will sleep with me
Sometimes Good for nothing - Always Good to go
There's just one thing that you gotta know

WYD

On your mark - Get set - Gimme the mic - Let's go
D spun the Wheel and we scored some dough
Bang Bang Bunny and we could not quit
Jackie H - Kick some funky shit
October 28th - Jackie Great appeared
I crawled out my mom the doctor passed me a beer
My mother said, 'Doc -what are you doing to my child?'
I started busting rhymes and the place went wild
Came up from Hades - Never had sex in the 80's
Maybe that's why the ladies seldom use the word 'Amazing'
Still one and one and one makes three
Jackie H, Skinnen Bones, and Johnny Motherfuckin' P
Like the village drunk - I'm a public disgrace
I got funk like Bootsy Collins - Wrong time, right place
Sometimes Good for nothing - Always Good to go
There's just one thing that you gotta know

WYD


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CATCH 22 (I WANT IT AGAIN)

I give it away, and I want it again - That's how it goes
I lose it for good, and I want it again - That's what I chose
I throw it away, and I want it again - That's what I sow
I live my whole life, and I want it again - So now you know
My days seem like weeks and I want it again - I want some mo'
The weeks feel like days and I want it again - I never doze
I told her to go, and then I want her again - Because she blows
No matter what I pick, I wanna do it again - Shit, there it goes

Take a picture - It'll last so much longer
Fix me a rocktail - Make this one wronger
I'm stronger - Looking at intangibles
On those heavyweight days you made unmanageable
Unbudging fiascoes, before you let the ass go
And I never lived a day of waste, but baby that's so
Old news, cold blues, all the times I told you
If you can't support me, then I'll outgrow you
I'm stunned and amazed - Confused and ashamed
There might not be a future and there's no one to blame
So just gaze into a place where you can show your face
Cause if you live in the past you don't pass the phase
What's at stake - when your one mistake
Lies in a lonely room with no way to break
Out or break in, the thoughts we take in
The times you made life harder while I'm struggling and waking

I give it away, and I want it again - That's how it goes
I lose it for good, and I want it again - That's what I chose
I throw it away, and I want it again - That's what I sow
I live my whole life, and I want it again - So now you know
My days seem like weeks and I want it again - I want some mo'
The weeks feel like days and I want it again - I never doze
I told her to go, and then I want her again - Because she blows
No matter what I pick, I wanna do it again - Shit, there it goes

Your shameless grace remaining nameless
We'll never advance until you cover the basics
Forgive me, leave me, to an unhappy retreating
Like the ceiling is your floor when you're dancing on my feelings
You'll say you treat me right on your scale your tight
But when you weigh in on mine, you put up the fight
Cause it means something - but if it did, then why?
Is it a struggle to control me when I'm shooting past the sky
When I'm taking on time with no seconds to rewind
You get what you got and I enjoyed mine
You can't work on nothing - I won't change my mind
If you were somebody else, girl you'd bore me in time
I guess I fight for what's wrong til I'm done for the night
And when I catch me in my mirror I look into the light
So goodnight, don't cry this is not how it wasv
And you can't change your mind til you change what it does

The highway runs or does it sit still?
Next time you think of me and you will

Like a naked man running in the coldest of streets
I'd give him a blanket but you'd call the police
Do you pretend to be scared, BOO! or does it just happen?
If you wrap a pineapple, is it softer in satin?
Your insecure anxieties are taking toll
You don't want me, you just want control -
Of my whole, of my soul, of my time, of my goals
If you can't take the burning, get the fuck off my pole

I give it away, and I want it again - That's how it goes
I lose it for good, and I want it again - That's what I chose
I throw it away, and I want it again - That's what I sow
I live my whole life, and I want it again - So now you know
My days seem like weeks and I want it again - I want some mo'
The weeks feel like days and I want it again - I never doze
I told her to go, and then I want her again - Because she blows
No matter what I pick, I wanna do it again - Shit, there it goes


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Everyone's a Freak

I went clubbing Friday with my boy Tracy
We were last in line and I thought hey I'm
Losing my buzz to waste, why sit here and pace?
I'm already drunk, got to get IN the place
The window's propped - my foot's on the sill
A girl's in the stall, took a swig of her swill
Put my finger on her lips, and she stayed still
Gave a wink and a kiss let her know I'm deal
Now she's staring at me, but she ain't scared of me
Suddenly I'm the one who can barely breath
Girls on line outside - Will you hurry please?
Lean over the sink, Vicki's Secrets to your knees
Can't pass it up it's anonymous sex
She said "Are you game?" and I said "Let's"
Roll on a rubber, do the deed, and I'm done,
Outside she's kissing her boyfriend - how's my cock taste on your tongue?

I was chilling in the booth like a V.I.P.
Talking slurry to a honey that don't know me
After a couple of minutes, she says you're not Johnny P
But she's hanging around and now she's bothering me
So I go to make my move - she'll give it up or bolt
Maybe she'll flee into the night, like a Baltimore Colt
And if she stays, well hey, that can't be too bad
Why don't you tell me your name - so I can drink on your tab
Well, she didn't want to tell me, she just got up and left
Headed to the bathroom - you know who I ain't seen yet? Who?
Johnny P and Tracy - they said they'd be here at nine
And that girl just left her purse behind
I go through it quick - she's gonna know it's missing
She exits the bathroom there's this guy she's kissing
Out the ladies room comes Johnny P with a smirk
I said I'll buy you a drink - someone left cash in this purse

I'm running through this chunk of life - I've been tossed in
We do it all the time and try to do it more often
Everyone's a Freak - And freaks don't think, we act on
Impulsive moments, to later look back on
Everyone's a freak - Everyone's a freak
You got 6 ways to play it but they all stink
And the 7 cards you're dealt, they must be jinxed

I like hitting the museums, to take in the art
And if I see a girl breathing, well that's a start
So I slide on over with an introduction
Hi, I'm Johnny P - I saw you at the luncheon
When I was volunteering with the underprivileged kids
You were smiling at me, and I remember this-
Uhh, that wasn't me - Oh - oh now I got it
I saw you last night, chasing a comet
You're a shooting star, and I'm lost in space
I'm a satellite vanished without a trace
I need you to be my guide to find my place
Let's rendezvous on VJ when yours lands on my face
Got slapped in mine, and she stormed off
She headed towards security, so I got lost
He gave chase for a while, ran to the Miracle Mile
Saw this smoking French wench, so I gave her a smile

I was chilling on Melrose, with nothing to do
Pretending to shop, but looking for canoe
The only guy in a dress shop - can I help you?
Uhh, my sister's got a date tonight with this dude
And I just want to find her something and get going
They got early Da Vinci at the museum, they're showing
Say, what time do you close? Can someone cover
Your shift? So the gift you and I can go discover
The spark that's between us, do you like penis?
You're Daisy Duke, and I'm a well hung Enos
She smiled - I had her, off we bounced
Down La Brea to Wilshire, a few blocks south
As I'm walking in - Johnny P's flies out
I'm like I know that guy, hey dude, time out
But he was already gone, my chick was not impressed
She said you never even bought your sister a dress

I'm running through this chunk of life - I've been tossed in
We do it all the time and try to do it more often
Everyone's a Freak - And freaks don't think, we act on
Impulsive moments, to later look back on
Everyone's a freak - Everyone's a freak
You got 6 ways to play it but they all stink
And the 7 cards you're dealt, they must be jinxed


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ASTRO'S POKER GAME

Gotta make a flight by nine, that's a liitle down the line
See we're in Long Beach living on borrowed time
We met Little Jerry at Astro's poker game
Where you're not introduced, but you know everyone's name
Little Jerry says, there's a van by the pier
Down by San Pedro, hasn't moved in a week
A friend of mine told me bout a botched robbery
Who wants come down tonight with me and take a peek?
J shot up, screamed, "Word! Let's go right now!"
Astro's like finish up the game, and then go out
So we continued to play, all of us thinking
Who wants in and who is splitting?
Who can I trust, and who can I not?
And I'm trying to stay focused on a 3 grand pot
Chances like this - we don't see a lot
That's why I'm betting the farm so I can triple my crops

When the back door opened, we snuck up
My rocktails empty, I'm fucked up
My shit don't stink, don't waste my time
Just strolling our way to the front of the line

So now it's 3 am, it's time to head
Little Jerry, Johnny P, Astro, Fast Ed
You mean Shifty Eddie King? Yeah him & me
Nah, let's axe that motherfucker, it's less mouths to feed
Astro's on the wheel, Little Jerry - directions
And I'm working on Johnny P's erection (huh?)
To be the guy in the suit round the South Bay
You're flyer than fly - you're ambiguously gay
Fast Ed wants out - things never go as planned
I tried to shiv him - D caught a fork in his hand
E's history, & Astro was nervous
Little Jerry's plan didn't seem so perfect
He said it wasn't a van - it was a station wagon
Little Jerry sees a toad, and swears he saw a dragon
We saw it roadside, not a soul around
So we chopped Little Jerry into pieces with an axe and sprinkled him out

When the back door opened, we snuck up
My rocktails empty, I'm fucked up
My shit don't stink, don't waste my time
Just strolling our way to the front of the line

Astro smashed the glass with a stiff upper lip
Inside were boxes of Aladdin Purple chips
Pay day - hey hey - what do you say say?
What is our Las Vegas E T A A?
Should we cash the chips, or are they marked somehow?
Should we gamble then cash out in smaller amounts?
This'll a few weeks if we wanna be stealth
Eating one huge meal a day's no good for your health
I'm hungry - hit Denny's - Astro's like hit the road
Call in on the pick up, place your order to go
We arrived at Denny's - Astro Surprise!
We had Skinnen Bones stashed with an axe by the fries!

When the back door opened, we snuck up
My rocktails empty, I'm fucked up
My shit don't stink, don't waste my time
Just strolling our way to the front of the line

Cab from McCarran to the Aladdin
Found a C-Note table's empty chair and I sat in
Crankshaft dealer thinking he can stop me
Too busy with his stare, so his card hold is sloppy
His queen's face up, with a tres in the hole
Kick back my rocktail, signal him I'm gold
Got a 15 showing, and I kill my drink
He's take his hit - suicide king


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FAMILY TREE

Boys will be boys - girls will be hot
And I'd like to know what your sister's got
The apples never fall that far from the tree
And your sister's ripe, it's time she got with me
Is she older, is she younger, your identical twin?
If I glance in her direction will my rod get in?
Your older sister might be looking for the working type
Well this plumber needs a hummer, wants to lay some pipe
How young she is, matters not at all
Cause if there's grass on the field then we "Play Ball"
And if she wants a boyfriend, I do not object
Til that very first cent in my wallet gets spent
After I get my kicks yo I gotta call it quits
If tonight you have a headache - Suck this dick
So tell your sister bout me - how I'm world class,
And even if she's sober, I'll work that ass.

Boys will be boys - girls will be hot
And I'd like to know what your mother's got
You see the apples never fall that far from the tree
And your mother's ripe, it's time she got with me
I swing by your house when I know you're not around
Just to see your mom in her nightgown
I'll wine her and dine her out on this town
Just for 3 minutes of that moaning sound
She'd see my orgasm grin by little winking her eyes
The puma's prowess hunting for gazelle spot welding of the thighs
She needs youth - no bluff - her boyfriend's a joke
She can rob my cradle if my chicken gets choked
If her husband's not home and she's not on the rag
Warm up the water so J can teabag.
Her loins might be hiding will she let me go seek?
I haven't had a good breakfast in a couple of weeks

Boys will be boys - girls will be hot
And I need to know what your grandmother's got
You see the apples never fall that far from the tree
If granny's ripe - It's time she got with D
Call me a pervert, but don't call me insane
Money, my money ride the Experience train
It's a matter of spunk, and it's a matter of cause
And I don't open my eyes til I splatter my sauce
Right before Rockford, after Barnaby Jones
She can read her Reader's Digest while I jump on her bones
I'm a worm, I'm a genie, Lure fish, Grant wishes
Call us Team Palmolive - we're always doing dirty dishes
I'll be intersecting shortly at the 69 junction
That vagina might be dusty, I'm still getting suction
I'm rolling off rubbers, why you rolling your eyes?
I'm doin' the deed til the day I die


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APPLE JUICE

Verbal dancing in stanzas like reruns of Bonanaza
From Fonz to Fozzie Bear to Tony Danza
From Morton Downey, Junior. to uncensored Jerry Springer
Here come the Dryhumpers, we're what you call ringers
Pull my twinkie and finger, you'll get creamed and a stinker
I'm Johnny P - the hose, I'm Jackie H - the sprinkler
Climbing up Chutes & sliding down Ladders
In a dream I once pitched Smurf berries to batters
When they swung and missed, they turned into iced tea
Like the rapper? More like Snapple to wash food down that's spicy
In the long run, I wanna pause and reflect
For cause and effect, but I'm lost and perplexed
Confused but amused, focused but be befuddled
Like when I stare at cleavage and try to play subtle
In a nutshell I just can't sum it all up
But if you want a sip, we'll fucking fill up your cup
Like a masseuse named Cyndi you can tell me your pain
And if your nipples are hard, you won't hear me complain
See they weren't on TV - she was Wild on E!
When you touched she melted, still I pour on the cheese
Like a wet blanket of please, he means pleasure - you know?
You gotta favorite position? You bet I'm edging to throw
I'm streaking in Newton flow, and speaking my unique lingo
I'm geeking on us two leaving, and I think we should go

Apple Juice. Gimme some Apple Juice.
Ran outta AJ jumped in the Topaz
20 minutes later I was rocking a cold glass
Let me fill up, your sippy cup with Apple Juice oh baby AJ AJ

Piles of pancakes & an awful lot of waffles
Means a gaggle of syrup - a sticky sweet mouthful
Any time of day - you'll find that breakfast is served
And if the AJ ain't fresh squeezed, it gets on my nerves
I need a nurse and a prescription, but I ain't injured
I need to get real numb and just hope it lingers
Through the forks and the knives - through the days of our lives
I thought I'd glide to peak highs, now I strive to survive
I wish X marked the spot - I'd share the plot with you man
On the French Riviera - digging a trench in the sand
So Calgon take me and my toupee away
As I fly over the maze due time for brighter days
As I lounge in a chaise, ignite and I blaze
Sometimes I get the feeling that this isn't a phase
Like Teddy Ruxpin tells tales, in the belly of the whale
I'm simply humming a song and trying to stick to the trail
So party people I object, overruled, then I appeal
Motherfuck turquoise, I'm fucking keeping it teal
I'm reeling in shpiel, with a nudist's appeal
I want in door #3, honey let's make a deal
Like a raver I'm bugging - Like a hippee's tree hugging
I go way overboard into Dragons and Dungeons
What I think is important, usually turns out it wasn't
You want inches baby, I'll fuckin' flip you a dozen

Apple Juice. Gimme some Apple Juice.
Ran outta AJ jumped in the Topaz
20 minutes later I was rocking a cold glass
Let me fill up, your sippy cup with Apple Juice oh baby


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WAVESHOCK

Without an intro, not even a hint
I'll freshen up your stink like I was a mint
We now next of kin, this is Bang Bang din
And I wish I had a beat for every one of my sins
I developed a plot on this topic I rocked it
Charged out my house, sprung from the wall socket
You're out of Johnny P - tell your grocer to stock it
I gotta lotta meat, so I'll see you up at the top, kid
Prodding for gossip like a vulture for banter
Ask me for a favor, I'll hesitate to answer
Watching heads of labels chase tails of pole dancers
Chaucer's Canterbury on Fairfax at Canter's
Wind me up - like pulling the ripcord
When drugs are legal Johnny P won't get bored
It's not like I am now, sometimes I want more
I'm swinging a lightsaber - you're sharpening a tin sword

Radar rocking the rhythm roasting rhythm rocking lyrics
Johnny P? Uh-huh. Where we going? To the center
Let us enter and I'll betcha we'll hot box the spot
Bang Bang Bunny drops the rhythm rocking Waveshock
rocking the rhythm roasting rhythm rocking lyrics
Skinnen Bones? What up? Where we going? To the center
Let us enter and I'll betcha we'll hot box the spot
Bang Bang Bunny drops the rhythm rocking Waveshock

Industry standard Grade A second verse
By now I hope you've cursed, saying damn shit or fuck
These boys are well rehearsed, this is fun like the tension
Driving by One-Time, middle finger extension
I'm that unfinished ditto that gets left in detention
When the librarian's pissed, a teacher just mentioned
The principal, her vice - lesbionic affair
I get crumpled up and tossed and I wasn't even there
So spare me the drama ladies teach me a dance move
I don't care what you think cause I got nothing to prove
I'm simply bumming along - you're holding up the song
Folks I'll be back for the chorus and that shouldn't be long
I need an attitude adjustment- Jackie H - you pack it
I'm off to the tennis courts without a racquet
The girls chase my balls, and that is my tactic
7 days a week, so I never need practice

Radar rocking the rhythm roasting rhythm rocking lyrics
Johnny P? Uh-huh. Where we going? To the center
Let us enter and I'll betcha we'll hot box the spot
Bang Bang Bunny drops the rhythm rocking Waveshock
rocking the rhythm roasting rhythm rocking lyrics
Skinnen Bones? What up? Where we going? To the center
Let us enter and I'll betcha we'll hot box the spot
Bang Bang Bunny drops the rhythm rocking Waveshock


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MATTER THAT MUCH

I'm Superfly! - oh no you don't mistake this!
I like puppies and babies and bacon bits
I'm making deals with Satan for the soul I got left,
It takes 5 years off my life for 15 minutes of Hef's
Well it's the J-Ooh How! double N- Y - P
Keep sliding your booty in the place to be
The pocket rocket you're jockin smells like the bunny I'm knockin'
You better open your garage so I can pull my IROC in
Stranded for Q's - rocking strip scrabble
Straight up trying to get you naked with the lingo in my babble
Dr. Stanley Skedaddle, stoked for space travel
Crushing mountains to gravel, choosing wars over my battles
Pump the bassline in, over here, over there
We puff the magic dragon till we dance on air
I'm steady breakin' on the mic when the world gets to busy
My trick knee makes me limp, my glass eye makes me dizzy

We rock the parties, and the bodies, and such
We're Bang Bang Bunny and we've lost touch
Well you can say we suck, if that's your crutch,
But to us, what the fuck, it don't matter that much

We come out swinging at the sound of the bell
Bang Bang Bunny is what you smell
I always smoke the profit of what D sells
And I don't think she's fly, but now I'm too drunk to tell
Fum-Stumbling to cantinas doing double shots of whiskey
What's your return on investment? Pretty high, that shit is risky
Getting handsy, drunk, and frisky, with the girls until they dis me
Be that fool that's getting naked trying to get some - J assist me
I reek of beer, my finals I'm failing
A slut is what I made the girl I'm nailing
Her best friend. Caught us - Made them both cry
The friend said, "Unload on my stomach" but I shot it in her eye
Come loot the mental store, and you won't be bored
Goose it, gun it, punch it, put the pedal to the floor
Shit kicking through the door, and I said it all before
So tell me, "Who's Your Daddy?" - Maybe then you'll know the score

We rock the parties, and the bodies, and such
We're Bang Bang Bunny and we've lost touch
Well you can say we suck, if that's your crutch,
But to us, what the fuck, it don't matter that much

Dum-ba-diddy-dum, I got her boobies on my tongue

Dum-ba-diddy-dum, I got her boobies on my tongue
The man of La Ganja as the brew fills my tum
Here we go, Here it Comes, 3 wack ass bums
That note the factors to collect large sums and...

Rock the parties, and the bodies, and such
We're Bang Bang Bunny and we've lost touch
Well you can say we suck, if that's your crutch,
But to us, what the fuck, it don't matter that much

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Trippin' Off Aranacabra (2005)

WATCH THE UNIVERSE GASP

We don't run out of gas, so why stop and ask?
If we're not meant for success we want to face that task
Every day til our last - we know it's all in our grasp
So we just breathe, watch the universe gasp

Our lyrical mish mosh is a miracle hodge podge
Been on more Blind Dates than Roger Loge
We're so ram tough sometimes they think we're a Dodge
Cause we keep it tighter than Dwayne, Rerun, and Raj

Pump out the bass, that's how we get down
In clubs and CD changers, we are surround sound
And by the second round is when you start to drown
You feel it in your tummy all the way to your crown

People always ask what gets me pissed
Ain't nothing worse than a hypocrite
They keep running their mouths out loud and don't stop
Like Pro-Life people that don't adopt

We on the elevator to the penthouse suite
Crawl up in a bottle and get something to eat
Breakfast or treats, it doesn't matter to me
This is not my room, my name is not on the receipt

We don't run out of gas, so why stop and ask?
If we're not meant for success we want to face that task
Every day til our last - we know it's all in our grasp
So we just breathe, watch the universe gasp

In Vegas I'm hated cause I roll with Lady Luck
Boxmen bite their lip and that means "Oh fuck"
I'm throwing Hard 6's like a beer delivery truck
So they send a rocktail waitress but she can't disrupt

She makes an A plus effort, but he's locked the flow
They call him "Honky Lips", but Jackie H is my bro
So now that you know, know that it's so
Give me a lowdown call up on the downlow

I'm so good to go in the dice I throw
Johnny P plays the field, he likes laying it low
Doubling his money means we triple our dough
We got a girl working the strip and she's up front so you know

Her tube top's so tight, her titty taters teeter out
Middle of the dance floor shaking every ounce south
My name's Johnny P, hard liquor, ass to mouth
That's the schedule slash agenda 'til I pass out.

We don't run out of gas, so why stop and ask?
If we're not meant for success we want to face that task
Every day til our last - we know it's all in our grasp
So we just breathe, watch the universe gasp


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OH NO!

Here kitty, kitty come to the Titty City Bums
Old ladies spit out your teeth give my nub some gums
I'm Johnny P and I'm Jackie H
I say we're cool and I say we ain't

Well we straight rock the beat get the people on their feet
We always wanted to win til we learned how to cheat
With no slight of hand, just flight of man
I mean we elevate so high they say, "Ooh, Hot Damn!"

Everything we need so we rock like stars
Without the girls or the money the fame or the cars
Or the profits or perks, what do we have?
It's our funky style that makes us so Major Dad

Oh No! - We're totally hot
So Go - Give it all you got
Oh No! - You can't block our shot
We always beat the buzzer with no time on the clock

Mancoons and poodles - we got oodles and oodles
We smack the party peoples with a hearty wet noodle
And let 'em know our MO, even if it sounds cocky
Double Penetration - Same Hole - Whoa stop me!

I'm out of control like a six year old on Twix
Four cupcakes and a box of Trix
18 jellybeans plus 2 packs of Fun Dip
How 'bout a moment of silence so I can let one rip...

Ahhh, I was worried for a second
Coffee and bananas the perfect shit breakfast
And I'ma let you know that's how we roll
Bang Bang Bunny - Real Bowel Control

Oh No! - We're totally hot
So Go - Give it all you got
Oh No! - You can't block our shot
We always beat the buzzer with no time on the clock

3 damn styles with 1 clear theme
If this song is whipping ass then we're the cream
Rock every show, sweat's our routine
Like male nurses batting for the hetero team

What does that mean? How does it seem?
It didn't make sense but still sounds obscene
What I lack in substance keeps my style keen
I'll be Gone Til November come this Halloween

We'll be rocking these drum lines, laid under our stunt rhymes
Live always, not sometimes, just to highlight your drunk times
Let's just rock the fun vibe til my face makes that cum sign
You can spit out my jokes but still swallow my punchlines


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BACK IN THE DAY

Back, Back, Back, Back in the day
We did it for the love and our peoples up above

Back, Back, Back, Back in the day
We rocked every stage, ain't a damn thing changed

And be fresh, and be def, til there's no questions left
It's not how we collect but our vow to connect
And the art we protect in our hearts, that respect

And be dope, and give hope to the masses that cope
We grabbed on to the ropes, climbed up to the host
Asked for the code, he laughed, so we rode

Into the planes of insane days of the wild, wild west
Dreams I had as a child I'm finally putting to rest

Back, Back, Back, Back in the day
We did it for the love and our peoples up above

Back, Back, Back, Back in the day
We rocked every stage, ain't a damn thing changed

And be tight, every night, such a beautiful fight
Through the work and the plight, in land, sea, and flight
And the people get hype and it feels oh so right

And be real, and the deal,what a fortunate wheel
That spins and conceals, but unravels the feel
That we've chased over meals til our great fate was sealed

By the powers that be inside of us
What a powerful feeling, In G-d we trust

Back, Back, Back, Back in the day
We did it for the love and our peoples up above

Back, Back, Back, Back in the day
We rocked every stage, ain't a damn thing changed

One life to live
I asked for one more, she said I got no more to give

Let's make this one
A blessing, stop worry guessing, go and have you some fun

Every day, every night, laugh and smile, it's alright
You took your image too serious - I stopped and saw light
If you want out the tunnel you just have to move
In either direction just make sure you choose

If you don't someone else will show you the way
Til you're inside their belly and you start to decay
I mean I see it too much, it's time to get strong
Life sucks for everyone til you help someone along

Back, Back, Back, Back in the day
We did it for the love and our peoples up above

Back, Back, Back, Back in the day
We rocked every stage, ain't a damn thing changed


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GET UP & HOLD ON

In L.A., moms watch me more than their brat kids
Staring hard thinking, "I wonder who that is?"
I'm Dr. Johnny P, Bang Bang Bunny's the practice
And you may never know it, but your daughter thinks I'm magic

I'm Jackie H, and I had a breakthrough
Started writing rhymes even grandma relates to
So if past glory is the story that aches you
Pour some bourbon in your prune juice, and grab a fuckin' grapefruit

We're like mimes in the park, we don't want your pity
But if you dig the art, yo make sure that you tip me
And if you're short on cash, but your girl is pretty
Let me give her the shocker while I spit on her titties

Get Up and Hold On, and I mean the whole song
You better get out if you scared to get strong
Get Up, Get Up, and Hold On (Hold On)
Get Up, Get Up, and Hold On (Hold On)

The girls call me Pimple, they want to pop me
The girls call me Leopard, they say I'm spotty
The girls call me Waldo, it's a puzzle to spot me
But if the girl don't coif, I tell her straight up, no grazi

Can't take a leak without watching ya'll
Cruise by the urinal and enter the stall
Face front when I piss, got my ass on the wall
Before I exit I teabag, just to flavor my balls

Ask us no questions and no lies we speak
Find out we only shower like 3 times a week
And Jackie's talking both baby, he ain't talking each
And we don't need to road trip to smell like the beach

Get Up and Hold On, and I mean the whole song
You better get out if you scared to get strong
Get Up, Get Up, and Hold On (Hold On)
Get Up, Get Up, and Hold On (Hold On)

I used to be the hot guy across the way
Now I'm banging my neighbor AND my rent gets paid
Me and Jackie get a roof, and I'm finally getting laid
And she's not my babysitter, my opare, or my maid

I used to be the dork, you used to cheat off
I guaranteed A's and they came at a cheap cost
Athletes put me front row, say enjoy the seat boss
Girls called me reading Penthouse Forum while I'd beat off

We're ambiguously straight with dirty minds like a swamp
Fuck Little Bunny Foo Foo, Bang Bang Bunny got the Bomp
If this life's a journey, this album's our romp
If this life's a journey, yo it better be comped

Get Up and Hold On, and I mean the whole song
You better get out if you scared to get strong
Get Up, Get Up, and Hold On (Hold On)
Get Up, Get Up, and Hold On (Hold On)



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TRACKS OF YOUR TRAIN

I don't wanna be the one that stops you,
I can't keep pace with the chase that's got you
The blood never spills from a broken heart but it stains
You can fly to the sun til the day you burn up
Flip every card over just to see what turns up
After it's all said and done, I'll remain -
By the tracks that left with your train

Did we burn the bridge or have we just lost touch?
Push your pride to the side, since we've both had enough
I'm trying to help you girl, since you're lost in the dark
From out must come light, let this song be the spark
Before there was you, there was a dream and I chased it
You always supported, never tried to replace it
The roar of the vacuum kills the silence but cleans up
The mess on the ground and baby you feel beat up
If this was reversed, and you had this urge
I'd hope I'd let go my nerves, but still wish you the courage
To seek all you searched, til your soul was purged
Be a citizen of Earth, and not just a tourist
I've got somewhere to be, til I'm in tune with the groove
Life don't sit still, it's always on the move
When you feel lost, know where I'm found
You know I'll always love you and where my train is bound

I don't wanna be the one that stops you,
I can't keep pace with the chase that's got you
The blood never spills from a broken heart but it stains
You can fly to the sun til the day you burn up
Flip every card over just to see what turns up
After it's all said and done, I'll remain -
By the tracks that left with your train

Did we burn the bridge or have we just lost touch?
Before I beat a dead horse cause it's just too much
To dwell on the hell that I once called love
Which is now a just a rose in the fisted glove
In due time life plays out and the price I have found
My feet feel so weak, still I'm standing my ground
And marching towards something on top of the hill
See my means have an end, there's no stopping my will
That put me on board of this wandering train
Although there are tracks, it's still uncharted terrain
So together let's pray for an end to the pain
Meeting you was my blessing, loving you was ordained
And the love you gave there's no way I can lose it
We're bonded for life, like you're Go-Go music
Your happiness is just more mainstream
While I'm obscure, eclectic, broke but in touch with a dream

That got me on top of the world, and you too
Remember all the times I cheered you up in the zoo?
Cause the demons had you screaming at the top of your soul
Inside of your head, where only you have control
Don't give up on the future cause now's a bit rough
We haven't burned the bridge, and we haven't lost touch
Its no longer physical, its now a spiritual realm
Where love conquers all, and you're at the helm
Cause the love I want to save, isn't just us two
It's your love for life, that brought me to you

I don't wanna be the one that stops you,
I can't keep pace with the chase that's got you
The blood never spills from a broken heart but it stains
You can fly to the sun til the day you burn up
Flip every card over just to see what turns up
After it's all said and done, I'll remain -
By the tracks that left with your train


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COMFORTABLY DUMB

When the going gets rough, the tough call on Johnny P
And like Joe Walsh - Life's been good to me
I'm not the president - I just rule the land
Louder than a town crier with the mic in my hand

I'm trying to think out the box of my predicament
Passed out in the sun, trying to darken my pigment
Holding the joint, yo they call me 'The Ligament'
My delivery is free if you just sign for the shipment

Well I'd like to take this time to introduce my man
When my demons said "no, no", this fucker said I can
I don't mean to rush you but they got to taste
The devil in the flesh, Jackie H

Writing rhymes in some useless class
Sweat the hangover dash, add a test to pass
Exit back to the shack - Sorry, sir I'm beamin'
There's a knack to try and grab all the rhymes we're screamin'

I'm walking round in circles - in my head I'm overpacin'
Every girl I like has an ex-boyfriend sent here by Satan
Pills taken, rules forsaken - Everyday we celebratin'
Me and my chums have become Comfortably Dumb

Nobody is perfect but... Damn! We bust it live
Where's the sixth lotto number? Cause I only got 5
At the Hollywood Park, Friday Night, Dollar Buds
20 losing tickets but a pretty good buzz

Honey fork over that butt to my Scorpio Clutch
Last call at the bar but I haven't had enough
Bartender, bartender - More beer I'm thinkin'
You take 5 girls home? I'd let you keep drinking

Never woken in the a.m. - I still rise and shine
Grabbin' the mics - Not gopher time
Gimme one call from my cell - In 'n Out, Wrong number
Comfortably Dumb got Comfortably Dumber

Pullin' plugs and rugs and hidin' out in the clubs
And for your info that's Papa Bud
Boss was born to run and we were born to rock
Unplug the mics - we still won't stop

I'm walking round in circles - in my head I'm overpacin'
Every girl I like has an ex-boyfriend sent here by Satan
Pills taken, rules forsaken - Everyday we celebratin'
Me and my chums have become Comfortably Dumb

I sail in oceans of charasmatic tracks of child like habits
And I found that natural wonder mom you smoked in the attic
So go on - Gimme the beat - baby to free to your soul
And be the top motherfucker on the totem pole

With some free time left they find me grinding with the ladies
I keep getting em wet, yep - It's driving me crazy
So it's united we stand should we divide by Fall
I got a rock for a cock and cannonballs

It was cocky Mr. Hockney and my folks could never stop me
For the sheer fact that my people skills are anything but sloppy
So drain the insane - Straight center of your lobes
Do you devastate the mic? Homeboy I devastate the globe

Randy Watson hair to toe, yep - That's the look
And I never make a promise when I can't make book
I'm a chilly keg of peace, come on and tap me
And fuck the system for those years it trapped me

I'm walking round in circles - in my head I'm overpacin'
Every girl I like has an ex-boyfriend sent here by Satan
Pills taken, rules forsaken - Everyday we celebratin'
Me and my chums have become Comfortably Dumb



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TRIPPIN' OFF SPIDERGOATS

It's a Friday night, feeling wicked in my ways
I've been locked inside - it's rained for 2 straight days
And when that happens, we're fleeing from my home
Out to the farms where the Spidergoats roam
Hop a fence, don't be dense, them farmers come out shooting
'Get off my land', so we go late, when they're boozing
See after the rain is when the grass is fresh
One good bite and you disconnect

Not talking bout grass, we're talking Spidergoats
You'll throw up when you eat them and they really taste gross
But if you keep them down, you start laughing real hard
Seeing things appear even though you know they aren't
You start stumbling, keep giggling, birds look like they wiggling
Squirrels run like Aquaman, that's when you know it's kickin in
The hydra appears from behind the sun
She brought enough Gummi Worms for everyone

Clouds look like bikes with a clone where the seat is
Bend sky with my strength, public grace is my weakness
Like the crazy village spazz, I can't form thoughts
But a barking horse of honeydew I just saw
With a singing telegram from the sidewalk for you
Singing Happy Anniversary to your socks and your shoes
You understand the universe is not constant law
When you feel you can move wind you know it's raw

Oh shit, homie - I'm on a wave
With the peak nowhere in sight and I can't be saved
Ride it don't fight it, it's not you, it's the cabras yo
Take a deep breath, we're just Trippin off Spidergoats

1, 2, 3, 8, damn I can't count
I'm just a set of thoughts with no lips or mouth
And I wish to heavens that this ride would end
I feel the force pushing on my wings through my stem
Dude that doesn't make sense and I need another bite
I'm rocking Aranacabra throughout the night
So hold this feisty one while I munch another round
You'll wish you did too, once you start coming down

Fuck that OK? Pass me the OJ
I'ma show you how I get down, they call me Broadway
You're putting on a show alright, keep your clothes on
And right there I hear this beautiful song
Grab a pen, write it out using raisins as paper
With my partner in crime it's a Crusader Caper
I wanna be the villain if that's alright
Dude, you been the bad guy damn near all night

What the hell does that mean? Don't get introspective
You control your trip, snap out of it this second
At that moment, the trees become gods
Sight becomes water, evens become odds
I was bugging for a little glad you got me back up
Yo that's why I'm here to pick the slack up
Always Spidergoat in tandem - never fly solo
Who else will understand when you're stuck inside a Rolo?

And if it gets too bad there's a great way out
A tall glass of milk, drink the whole thing down
And don't go in, if you're afraid of ghosts
See you gotta be stable if you're Trippin' Off Spidergoats



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SEX STANDING UP

How bout you and me having a crazy night?
Drink, dance, taxi, Bang Bang Bunny, baby wipes
And not just cause your short term's got flaws
But you fancy a bloke coming correct with his toss
I'm not the one that's gonna call and check up
I've been with ladies with scabies cause they looked good with from the neck up
But I'm as clean as a whistle, I assure you let's test me
Place my cock in your mouth and get a good look at my testes
Nothing but wrinkles and clearly trimmed hair
Smell my ass, I baby wipe back there
I'm not taking off my socks so please stop asking
They're my footie pajamas - in comfort they're basking
My cell phone keeps ringing? I have no idea
It's 2:15 am, I guess they wish they were standing here
That's like a testimonial of consumer satisfaction
Now I'm done rapping let's into vertical action

And have Sex Standing Up - I'm tired of laying down
Tired of Praying Mantis, I want Congress of the Cow
I'm ready and here, no better time than now
Let's have Sex Standing Up - I will show you how

My hedonistic aggression shows my faith in my work
In front of everybody I'll be looking like a jerk
If you blow me off and you already know
While everyone's watching, wondering if I'm good to go
They love telling their friends how Johnny P struck out
Only you chase me later hope the truth ain't snuck out
Cause you were digging that I was digging you
I'm trying to bounce something off you that sticks like glue
So if you have a clue just toss out a wink
Before I toss out my load into your drink
I'm not here to play games, I'm here to please you
That probably won't happen, see you don't like when I tease you
Stop doing it to me. On with our program
Put my iPod headphones on it's Time Life's Slow Jams
We've beat enough around the bush, let's dive inside
Bend at a 30 degree angle we're standing for the ride

To have Sex Standing Up - I'm tired of laying down
Tired of Praying Mantis - I want Congress of the Cow
I'm ready and here - No better time than now
Let's have Sex Standing Up - I'll show you how

The easy way to do it, this I know
When a girl don't lay on the bathroom floor
And when she won't do doggie, cause she's wearing clothes
Sometimes you're in public, that's how it goes
Perfect for phone booths with the tinted doors
So nice to walk away when you don't care who knows
You just had Sex Standing Up, On with the Show
The only time when you don't have to do the deed slow


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L.A. SUNDAY

What up everybody? Greetings from LA!
Hermosa Beach in the beautiful South Bay
Since we got a couple minutes - Let's pretend it's a day
Come along with us and hit Pico for Rae's
Venice Beach, a chat with Unicorn, then we're vaporizing
Go a day without my grinder that would be surprising
Let's spend time outdoors, most of us have no chores
And the ones who are married spend their time at stores
Where we don't shop so every girl's on the market
Unless she's got a ring or is on a red carpet
Cause we don't date stars - dude, they don't date us
They don't acknowledge you - I swear that they must
In Runyon and Griffith, nature gets taken in quickly
As I walk by some hikers, holding a hit of sticky
And exhale - Have some bottled water
Check out those sisters! Dude they're mother and daughter
So which one do I get? Dude, I'm saying neither
You can't have both, the canoe and the beaver
I'm saying let's roll on this song's kind of quick
Cool, but we're swinging by JR's, I'm grabbing ribs

I don't like lines, so I've never tried Pink's
Don't do Sunset on weekends, 'less there's tickets for drinks
T-Roy laid the concrete, Wood smoothed the cracks
And we pillaged Hollywood on Sean Healy's back
I wanna rock Universal and eventually Staples
And we started West of Stonegate on an 8 track in Naples
I never thought a city could define and make us
Til I took a 1 hour flight and landed in Vegas
Girls with Bunny ears and yummy rears
The Burritos, fancy cars, watching the Sun disappear
3 new Lakers rings, 13 years til I complain
So says the Sports Guy and he goes to Clippers games
We don't need a football team, when will the city ever learn?
3 hours on a weekend? Who's got that time to burn?
Bonfires on Dockweilier look amazing for smores
Still I've never stepped foot on El Segundo Shores

There's not a lot of bad times when I'm awake
A couple seismic shakes, but that comes with the state
It's not in the brochure so don't make the mistake
Of living by the beach where there's no escape
From the depraved and tidal waves
That fear of your final day
We're not scared, even if we're not okay
We're so fresh squeezed, they always say we got juice
Freestyling by the Green Store, Buckwild on the Deuce-Deuce
My favorite time of the day when I'm not getting some
Is chilling on my roof watching the setting sun
I wish every day was a Sunday, or just everyday was sunny
In the land where people back stab for money
See we figured it out, and what we can live without
You don't have to know me - for me to know what I'm about
As each wave hits the shore, always wishing it to flow more
It hits the sand to my mind to my mic then it's yours...


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MY MANHANDLE'S TIGHT

Let's dip, let's doodle, let's do the deed
Let's deedle the time, it'll dab out the need
I got nowhere to be - I'll fandangle you right
Candlelight tonight - My Manhandle's Tight

She stopped short like Ivan De Jesus
Had a lot of spunk, and a bit more of Grey Goose
The vibe was tight, I was able to stay loose
If her ID says she's 18, she can gobble my paynoose
But it smells like shit in your armpit
Nasty like the water that I spill on my carpet
Diarea of sweat glands I told her check you later
Go tapping on the window of my nymphoest neighbor
She hates me so much, she lets me right in
Bye Bye self esteem, Hello excitement
I cold give it my all, cause I'm lucky to ball
Set a pick on the inbound, cut hard, and don't stall
I'm a slasher and a screener always looking back door
If you know what I mean then let me give you some more
Let me ride the saddle, tet me run amuck
Let me cut it like a lawnmower, Baby, let's fuck

Let's dip, let's doodle, let's do the deed
Let's deedle the time, it'll dab out the need
I got nowhere to be - I'll fandangle you right
Candlelight tonight - My Manhandle's Tight

Sorry I'm late - Had a strange dentist visit
I said I need drilling he tried to suck on my stickshift
Thanks but no thanks - So I exited quickly
Back on with the sweet freaks -- split lickadity
Body Shots at the Best Western LAX
Where's the closest nook for hookable sex?
I'm in the mood, I threw away my couth
Fingerbanged two Kentucky broads - Robin and Ruth
Yes, I'm steadfast in the bath of excess
Unless our paths get crossed, then I call that success
Listening now but might nap in a minute
My attention span is short, whoops, we just passed my limit
I'm winkin and grinning, but really sorta spinning
Losing my night to these shots, in a way I'm winning
Don't need beer goggles to begin all my sinning
I like a little whiskey penis just to challenge these women

Let's dip, let's doodle, let's do the deed
Let's deedle the time, it'll dab out the need
I got nowhere to be - I'll fandangle you right
Candlelight tonight - My Manhandle's Tight

I want to push my hot dog in your bunny tube
I'm a sexy stud and a funny dude
If being a prude's the mood you exude
Give me back my booze and excuse my lube
We can head to mi casa, we can head to mi car
We can head to su casa, if it's not too far
Wait don't move, stay right where you are
If you so much as blink, it'll make me so hard
A parade of genitalia in a sea of sex
In my grocery of love, there's no bounced checks
No sales tax, just come correct
I showed it to her, the effect is direct
Bright eyed, bushy tailed - Jackie I know what you mean
Every damn night I pull the same routine
Girl, do you know how to use one of these?
And it ain't halfway out before she drops to her knees

Let's dip, let's doodle, let's do the deed
Let's deedle the time, it'll dab out the need
I got nowhere to be - I'll fandangle you right
Candlelight tonight - My Manhandle's Tight

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